An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant

   prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the

   captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline

   personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.



      The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for

   the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.

   He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her

   up to ask what happened to her.



      She answered the phone, crying, and said,

  "I can't get out of the room!"


     "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked.

  "Why not?"
    
     She replied, "There are only three doors in here,"

   she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one

   has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" (^_^)