SUNDAY MORNING SEX

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had   just passed away,

Susan went straight to her grandparent''s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother

  and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died,   her grandmother replied,

  he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two  people nearly 100 years old

  having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny.  "Many years ago, realising our advanced age,

  we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start

  to ring. It was just the right rhythm.

  Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out

  on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued,
  

  "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn''t come along, he''d still be

  alive today!"

Have a great day !

주
: 아이스크림 추럭은 정차해놓고 손님들 오게할려고 종을 리드밀칼하게

친다