" I Know The Whole Truth "

'난 다 알아 냈다구요!’

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least

one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,

"I know the whole truth."


Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted
by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him

with, "I know the whole truth."

The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your

mother."


Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the

mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,

"Then come give your real father a big hug!!"



요즈음 장안에 꾀 많은 꼬마녀석들이 다니는 모양인디......

여러분! 앞으로 어느 꼬마가 와서,

"난 다 알아 냈다구요!” 하더락도

시치미를 딱 떼고 절대로 당황하거나 돈 주지 마세요.



하기사, 그 우편배달 아저씨, 얼마나 감격스러웠을까!!!!!

안 그려요???#$@!%$??