영어로 웃자-11^^

"위대한 발견! 개구리는 다리 다 잘리면 귀머거리 된다"

      
     There once was a scientist who studied frogs.

     One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump.

     The frog jumped four feet.

     So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "frog with four feet, jumps four feet."

     So the scientist cut off one of the frog's legs. The scientist told the frog

     to jump.

     Frog jumped three feet.

     So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "frog with three feet, jumps three feet."

     So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump.

     The frog jumped two feet.

     So the scientist wrote in his notebook "frog with two feet, jumps two feet."

     The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump.

     Frog jumped one foot.

     So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "frog with one foot, jumps one foot."

     So the scientist cut off his last leg.

     He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"

     So the scientist wrote in his notebook,

     "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."

  어느 얼간이 과학자가 개구리 가지고 실험을 했겠다.

 
‘개구리 다리 수가 제자리 높이뛰기에 미치는 영향’


<실험 1> 다리 4개가 멀쩡한 개구리, 점프실험. 개구리 높이뛰기 4피트!

<결론 1> 다리가 4개면 개구리는 4피트 점프한다!
    
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<실험 4>다리 한개 더 절단 후, 점프실험. 개구리 높이뛰기 1피트!

<결론 4> 다리가 1개면 개구리는 1피트 점프한다!


<실험 5>다리 모두 절단 후, 점프실험! 개구리 제자리높이뛰기 안함.

<위대한 결론 5> 개구리는 다리가 다 절단되면 귀머거리 된다.

                        왜냐하믄 점프하라는 말을 몬 알아 듣는게 학실하니깐.

                        세계 최초로 발견한 위대한 업적이닷. 노벨상깜이닷 !!